Wednesday, February 22, 2012

Not just a bad hair day.

Bridget let me sleep in until 9:00 this morning! Thanks so much Bridge, but you know you didn't have to, my birthday's not for two whole months.

My hair is driving me crazy. 
I have been loosing fist-fulls of it with post-pregnancy baldness, plus it has grown out so there is no style or shape to it. 

So I decided to make myself a deal. 
I can't cut my hair until I loose 10 lbs. 

That sounded like good motivation until
I woke up this morning and looked at myself in the mirror and thought, 

"You have a lady mullet."

It's true, I do.

Here, I'll prove it
I know what you're thinking....yikes. 

So now I have to loose 10 lbs not just because of my own annoyance with my hair,
but for my compassion on human kind. 
It's not fare of me to subject anyone to this.

I needed to be sure it was unattractive and not just sexy, 
so I had to take a few more pictures.

 See that little baby bump.... there's no baby in there. 
So you all have to endure the mullet until that's gone.


  1. I LOVE this April! You are SO funny! I would KILL for your hair, I don't know WHAT you're smokin! :) Loved that you posted this though :)

  2. Shania!! Can't wait to see you guys!

  3. Bwahahaha!! Hate to break it to you, but as far as I know, the baby bump doesn't go away for YEARS! (assuming you don't have another baby before then.) I remember running a marathon when Stone was 8 months old and I STILL had the bump after all my training and running. After Leah the bump didn't shrink for a lot longer. I think you can lose weight, but it takes a long while for the skin to un-stretch in that particular area.
    But I mean, I dunno, maybe you got some great genes that I didn't get. So maybe you'll be the lady laying out in the bikini with the 6 pack abs and the 5 week old baby... Like my next door neighbor. I guess it's possible.

  4. Love the Shania one too! And my hair is doing the same thing so I totally sympathize with you!