Jack Handy April Millar
*Breastfeeding is excellent for posture. You no longer have the desire to slouch because when you do your nipples touch your belly button.
*After watching Bridget play with my empty water bottle I thought "Water bottles are shaped like breasts." So in essence, none of us have given up the boob.
*Don't buy your nursing bra two days after you give birth when your boobs are engorged. After a couple weeks you could put both boobs and a fist in one of the cups to try and fill it out. And after a couple of months you will never wear it again because it's so large your baby could sit in it.
*The breast pump will become your best friend, maybe even before your husband.
*If your baby starts to prefer the bottle over you, so you make her eat only from you, but then you decide one day to give her a bottle again, don't be surprised when she gags.
*Breastfeeding definitely gets better: I trained Bridget to tickle my neck whenever she is eating.