So last year 2012 was the first year we participated in the sending out of Christmas cards. Mostly because we had this phenomenal picture that may have been mocking, slightly, the tradition of Christmas cards.
And lets face it, I do most things:
a. To say I did it / the story.
b. To get a reaction out of people.
c. Because I have to.
And Last Years Christmas card fit snuggly into option "b." (Blame it on my middle child status, I obviously needed more attention growing up.)
After a couple of friends calling us up and telling us how much they loved our card, or asking us if we were serious, or telling us they were a little concerned (concealed carry permits). I knew that a tradition was born:
The Untraditional Christmas Card Tradition
I literally started thinking about this years Christmas card in about January. I had some ok ideas, but luckily I am married to a man who loves puns and has the sense of humor of a 65-year-old man. (The tackier the phrasing = the better untraditional Christmas card.)
Then we got pregnant.... and my brain wheels started turning.
It honestly took me a while to convince Trevor this was going to be a good idea.
He believed it to be on the sacrilegious side. You tell me what you think.
Unfortunately for him when I get something in my head I get a little persistent. Fortunately for me, he is a good sport and loves me despite it all. In fact he came up with our greeting, (if you can't beat 'em, join
'em.)
So without further ado, the Millar 2013 Christmas Card:
THE MILLARS 2013
We are loving our home
and especially living in Spanish Fork, Utah. Although we quickly learned that
to fix things around the house you need tools… Trevor has not complained once
and perhaps fabricates his “honey do” list. (Do you really need a skill saw to
change a light bulb?)
Bridget would rather dance over sing, blue over green, and
Cinderella over any other princess. She is very tactile and loves to pinch the
knuckle skin on anyone.
Every morning this is
the first thing out of her mouth and the EXACT conversation:
“Wunch?”
“You hungry? You want
some lunch?”
“Brefast?”
“You want breakfast
and lunch?”
“Yeah, an dinner.”
Needless to say our
house revolves around meals. She is also convinced that going potty on the
toilet is for the babies and much prefers her diaper, makes much better use of
her very precious time. But anytime the toilet is flushed she runs over and
says: “Bye, bye potty! See you soon!!!”
Expecting baby girl #2 in a few weeks at the
beginning of January. She is doing well and is already well aware of her
sister, making sure to give Bridget a good wallop if she squishes her too long.
We are eagerly anticipating her arrival especially because we have planned a
home birth.
April has enjoyed growing a
human inside her for the majority of this year and spending everyday with
Bridget! She has also loved the work she does as a doula and HypnoBirthing
instructor, feeling so blessed and bonded to those families who have shared
that sacred event with her. It’s been fun to watch her business grow
(aprilinwaiting.com) bringing her total of attended births to 11! She also is
proud to say she completed her first half marathon this summer at 14 weeks
pregnant, and is grateful her time can only be improved upon.
Trevor very much enjoys his
job as a traveling hitch salesman. He has been able to do more business
development this year, which has been fun for him to learn new skills. He loves
owning his own home and is very active in all decorating / home improvement
decisions. He is an avid “pinterest-er” but don’t worry he pins tough stuff
like fireplaces and finished carpentry.
We hope this season
finds you happy and healthy. You are in our thoughts and prayers.
Much love,
Trevor, April,
Bridget, & Ruthie Millar
I love it! And the picture is amazing. You guys are too cool.
ReplyDeleteThis is hilarious. I LOVE your Christmas cards. It seriously makes good advertisement for you as an entertaining doula.
ReplyDeleteBest of luck with baby #2!
I really feel you should have made Bridget be the donkey and pretended to ride her...that is all;)
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